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A sort-of-excerpt from “The New Thing”
“Brick and mortar” is perhaps not the best way to describe the actual building that serves as HQ for the Furlong & Company’s[1] offices. The building itself is ostensibly a large aluminum cuboid...
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Tom Banerjek will not use the restroom at work for #2
Everyone who works at The Agency has his or her own personal quirks. Stan Manley is highly anxious in nearly every conceivable social or interactive situation. Bambi St. James basically seems annoyed...
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“The New Thing” finally has an official title!
…and a (semi)sweet-ass plot synopsis to go with it! Here it is in a roughly sketched form, below: HUMAN SERVICES is a novel about people. Flawed people. Damaged people. More specifically, it’s a novel...
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New Year’s Eve Suitcase Porn | 12.31.11
A) North Face Vault B) MacBook Air with Banksy vinyl sticker C) Nintendo DS D) Pill cutter E) Business cards F) iPhone 4S G) Chevelle’s Hats Off to the Bull CD (remember those?) H) Books: Meat is All,...
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Party In Your Eye-Socket!
CALLING ALL WRITERS: please reblog and help get the word around about this exciting new project. More information HERE
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C@T13 R@N$0M3!! [and only a note left behind...]
The note, written on the back of this ransom (in tense, narrow handwriting that favors a “left of upright slant”), says that it may or may not be pertinent to something — or someone(s) — missing and...
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My Pet Serial Killer: Authors Abducted!
Local authors are missing; many more are now seeking placement in WitSec. Another mysterious message, the second after yesterday’s nebulous ransom note, was discovered at 3:14 a.m. Central Standard...
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5 Things About the Unicorn Apocalypse
1) Glitter no longer is despised by men everywhere; it is instead manufactured by the Unicorns, given extreme hypnotically stimulating properties, and quickly takes the place of cocaine. Unsavory...
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Deorum et Viri: Of Gods and Men, Chapter 1
So I’ve mentioned before that I’m working on this sort of epic-literary-sci-fi-fantasy thing, and I finally finished the first draft of the first chapter. And . . . since this site is as much about the...
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